Its time for Taco Tuesday Review round two, you broke-ass taco eatin’ sons of a bitches. This week I headed to Cantina Dos Segundos for their $1 taco special with ten bucks in my pocket looking for a quick meal and a couple cheap drinks. Check it out after the break.
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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Taco Tuesday
We live in a world where tacos are awesome, alcohol is necessary and money is sometimes so hard to come by that the only way to get any is to suck it out of a stranger’s dick. After acknowledging these facts, it becomes clear that life is little more than a thinly veiled scavenger hunt to find the best(cheapest) tacos and cheapest(worst) booze. In the same place...on a Tuesday.
There are hundreds of taco themed specials on Tuesday nights around Philadelphia, due, of course, to the city's renowned love of alliteration. But we don't want to use up all of your internet, so I'll only be covering three. Which, because I am lazy and lack journalistic integrity, were chosen based solely on their proximity to my home and/or work; Tattooed Moms, Barbarella and Dos Segundos.
For continuity purposes I will go to each of these establishments and order 3 veggie tacos, one Tecate and one shot of well tequila. 3 because I am fat. Veggie because I won't eat meat that only costs $1 and isn't a hotdog(conversely, I won't eat a hotdog that costs more than $1. Both possible byproducts of catholic upbringing). Tecate because I'll be eating one dollar fucking tacos and washing those down with good beer doesn't even make sense. And well tequila because I hate myself and deserve to suffer.
Check out the review of Tattooed Mom's after the break.
There are hundreds of taco themed specials on Tuesday nights around Philadelphia, due, of course, to the city's renowned love of alliteration. But we don't want to use up all of your internet, so I'll only be covering three. Which, because I am lazy and lack journalistic integrity, were chosen based solely on their proximity to my home and/or work; Tattooed Moms, Barbarella and Dos Segundos.
For continuity purposes I will go to each of these establishments and order 3 veggie tacos, one Tecate and one shot of well tequila. 3 because I am fat. Veggie because I won't eat meat that only costs $1 and isn't a hotdog(conversely, I won't eat a hotdog that costs more than $1. Both possible byproducts of catholic upbringing). Tecate because I'll be eating one dollar fucking tacos and washing those down with good beer doesn't even make sense. And well tequila because I hate myself and deserve to suffer.
Check out the review of Tattooed Mom's after the break.
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